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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Catman and Sparrow Wednesday



Midnight passed, Wednesday:
Catman’s initial thought was that he could go to Bradley Wayne’s downtown office but he realized that his keys and his wallet were in his other uniform. He turned the cart around, meandered the alleys and side streets for a while in confusion, then decided to go up Kanes Ravine, he kept a spare Catcave key in a hollow stump.
The cart ran out of gas a mile from downtown, five miles from Kanes Ravine.
An hour into the hike his phone buzzed. He pulled it from a boot pocket and looked at the incoming number, “Hello Miss Strehli. It’s rather late.”
“This is the same hour you visited my apartment last night, Mr. Wayne.”
“I guess it is… How did you get this number? Not even Albert knows this line.”
“I did my research, Mr. Wayne.”
“Why are you calling?—I’m rather indisposed at the moment.”
“I know. I’ve been watching the news. Willie Wilson is offering a one million cash dollars reward to the person that turns you over to him. He wants to unmask the Catman live on global TV.”
“And you want to collect?”
“My only concern is for Richard’s welfare, Mr. Wayne.”
“This is not a good time to talk.”
“There was another story on the news, Mr. Wayne. The police went to Wayne Manor and arrested your butler Albert. They traced the High School bomb threat to his telephone.”
Catman stopped in his tracks, “Albert?”

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Catman and Sparrow



On a Monday:
Pretrial conference in the chambers of Judge Chester Gould, Department Nine of Superior Court, in and for the City, County and State of Gotham:
Defense attorney Dickie Welles spoke, “This is an absurd travesty of justice your Honor. My client has a Fourth Amendment right to confront all witnesses against him. You can’t offer up a statement from a self appointed masked vigilante—this Catman. Even if you can produce him in Court we have no assurance that he is the witness he purports to be, anybody could be under that mask—he looks like a Mexican wrestler! We have no method to effectively cross-examine an anonymous witness. Therefor I insist that all charges be dropped forthwith.”
The Judge gazed over the top of his glasses at the prosecutor, “I’m surprised this challenge hasn’t come up before—I’ve expected it for years, haven’t you, Bonny?”
“Your Honor, the Jester has a lengthy criminal history, he is a hardened social deviant and extremely dangerous. It is unthinkable for you to order his release—the Catman’s statement is fully supported by all the forensic evidence.”
“His statement initiated what amounts to unlawful search and seizure, none of that evidence is admissible. I’m sorry Bonny. Case dismissed.”

Meanwhile, in the large estate atop Gotham Heights the telephone rang:
“Wayne Manor, this is the butler, Albert, speaking. How may I be of assistance?”
“This is Aretha Strehli, of Gotham Child Protective Services. Is Mr. Bradley Wayne available please?”
“I’m sorry, Master Wayne is indisposed at the moment. May I take a message?”

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Mr. Debonaire

       Ronson was the kind of guy that kept a chainsaw near the bathroom sink for his biannual shave. He used straight lye for soap and shampooed with gasoline. He was known for his impeccable grooming. The doorman at the Slimepit always led him to the head of the line; much to the envy of the starlets and gigolos in the perpetual queue.
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