PROMPT: You Gave Me Gas And Saved Me From An Embarrassing Situation.

Andy Hanson
He was filling the 300 helium balloons that would take him, he hoped, high enough to photograph the gigantic art circle he had commissioned. His location was a remote farm on the edge of the 5000-acre wheat field that was his canvas.

He had spent his last 20 million on this, his latest art project, and had gone over budget in a big way. In fact his check to the Official Balloon Ascent Team had bounced; hence this do-it-yourself project was his only hope. The flattened week was unbending and rain was in the forecast.

After filling two hundred and twenty balloons, he knew for certain that he would run out of helium. He called his girlfriend and explained the problem. She persuaded her dentist to load her pickup with the five canisters he kept for recreational purposes, and she drove like a maniac to the farm. She was in time!

His last words as he ascended were, “You saved me from an very embarrassing situation!”

Unfortunately, those turned out to be his last words. The storm was the worst in a decade.

The dentist and his girlfriend lived happily ever after.

James (Ben) Mielke
      Out in the desert, under the moon, on the side of the road, a car, alone, the driver stranded on a byway since midday-no traffic.
      An urgent occasion awaits five hundred miles ahead. Many people believed he never intended to show. Only his wedding, after all.
      He had to stay behind and finish a late job. Drove all day, took the infamous shortcut. Now, out of gas.
      Just to keep in the mood he got his tuxedo from the back seat and dressed for the occasion--in style, top hat and cane.
      A battered pickup came over the dawning horizon with one headlight out.
      He stood in the road and tipped his hat at the approach.
      Brakes squealed, tires skidded.
      "What in Holy Moly are you?" came a voice from the dark space inside.
      "I'm late, I need gas."
      "Well shee-it pal. There's a truck stop at the crossroads a mile around the bend. How long you been out here?"
      "Since yesterday."
      "Shee-it. Bet yer hungry. I'll buy breakfast."
      He made it to the Altar on time. His tux was wrinkled and grease stained. He didn't notice that a bit of straw adhered to the seat of his trousers.

Liz Stewart
If you are Passing Gas, you are likely in Kansas, somewhere near the edge of the state. Town fathers, chuckle-headed old farts, felt assured of recognition- perhaps even an award from the state legislature for originality. Their wives, used to all the hot air, needed a post office, so they wrote to the governor, swearing that they loved the name.

Or:  If you are in Kansas, you could be passing Gas! Town fathers, chuckle-headed old farts, were challenged to score a post office. Their wives, used to all the hot air, wrote to the governor assuring him they loved the name. There's even a book with their name on the cover!

Michael Dean Long
ODE TO A BURRITO
You gave me gas
And created an embarrassing situation.
You were nothing more to me
Than a culinary infatuation.
I should have realized
Despite my inebriation
That this would culminate
In an unpleasant confrontation.
Why did I take you in?
Why did I have you for dinner?
Why could I not ascertain
That you would emerge as the Winner?

the prompt was OVERLOADED

OVERLOADED
My mind was overloaded

I’d jammed it to the hilt

No room was left for gladness

Only misery and guilt

My mind was overloaded

I couldn’t sleep a wink

I tossed and turned forever

There was no room to think

My mind was overloaded

My blankets made me sweat

My toes were cramped and twisted

I could only turn and fret

My mind was overloaded

I tried to say a prayer

Either God was on vacation

Or He simply wasn’t there

My mind was overloaded

My wife began to snore

It brought to mind my lover

Who always knew the score

I poked her in the rib cage

I asked her for advice

She answered me with kisses

No need to ask her twice.

Andy

SOMEONE ELSE

Someone else has sat in your seat. Someone else had had your idea. Someone else has led your life. Someone else has stood in the rain or snow and stared at a discarded bouquet of roses on the ground. Someone else has shed these tears before.

Yet for a moment, that first moment you felt it or experienced it, that hard flat surface beneath you or the bright shocking revelation that 2+2=4 or that indeed this girl is the one and only one for you, that moment is yours and yours alone. And then it’s gone, and you are left with that old proverb’s famous words, “There is nothing new under the sun.”

But I prefer to think to myself, “But what a sun!” and the thought that he and I and you and I and even she and I are looking at the same sun is a beautiful thing, and can threaten to overload my mind. There is nothing new it’s true. The world is very old, but it is also very beautiful. Especially if you try to see it for the first time everyday.

Scott

OVERLOADED

Overloaded

From my hair to my toes

Overloaded

From my guts to my nose

Overloaded

Like a ship about to sink

Overloaded

Like a drunk’s last drink

Overloaded

Like someone in trouble

Overloaded

Like bursting his bubble

Overloaded

By ice and snow

Overloaded

Like a burlesque show

Overloaded

Like an derelict’s yawn

Overloaded

Like a cop’s baton

Alex

STRANGERS AGAIN

The Nash, cut down into a truck of sorts and overloaded, rolled along on three tires and a rim that wailed a constant complaint.  Each expansion joint in the concrete punctuated the protestation with sharp metallic blows.  For all the noise there was not quite enough to fill the big quiet caused by a motor silenced by the lack of gas.  A hot breeze sanded over the sunburned faces of those passengers perched on the patched canvas covered remains of their lives.  Their dirty hands gripped the canvas tightly, their fate on the downgrade, brakes burning.

Al looked over at Floyd, but they were strangers again.  Their night on the Colorado River was a couple of hundred miles ago, and the Mojave had since sucked all the juiciness out of the memory.  Floyd looked resolutely ahead, knowing he was being watched.  The increasing wind whipped at his open shirt and the sunlight counted his ribs.  He was as dark as an Indian, except for his knuckles.

Daniel

ODE TO FACEBOOK

Too much talking

Too many words

You need to stop

You've already been heard

Too many messages

And notifications

Please give it rest

And go on vacation

I guess it's entitlement

I guess it's fear

That makes you think

You're all I want to hear

Please take your comments

Your updates and such

To your own bulging mind

We've all had enough

Emily


OVERLOADED
Weight Limit!
Feeling overloaded!? Some people have figured out how brains work.
Important names, dates, secrets, poems, criticisms, jokes, catchy phrases?
Where have we put these thoughts? In long term or short?
Can I recall or even remember to search out what matters most to my friends and family?
Overloaded equals a full life--or agony & sleepless nights.
I think I'll just watch another movie.
Writing helps.

Liz

OVERLOAD
Information overload
Is the frustration of the day.
Too many stings, and things
That attempt my mind to sway'

Gigas, megas,and other bytes
Filling up our brains
without something else to store them
I would simply go insane.

A simpler life is better
It brings me peace of mind.
And of course, my music,
Which helps me to unwind.

I don't think we're intended
To walk upon this road
The information highway
To systems overload!

Mike

Vertigo

by Liz

Why would anyone sign up for spinning classes at the gym! As kids we love to twist the playground swing around and around, or ride a roller-coaster over and over.To stop the feeling was easy; just get off. As an adult, however, it is not quite so simple. I have four friends whose lives have been changed by episodes of vertigo. It's not for sissies!

The Medicine Chest: coughs and earaches

My parents did not believe in doctors, pills or therapy of any kind! When I was coughing at night my mother would come to my room with vicks and rub it on my throat & chest and cover me with a scratchy scrap of wool she had heated on a light bulb. For earaches she'd squeeze a few drops of warm oil into my ear, cover it with that same hot, wool scrap.
The relief was immediate.

Lying

Lying was my defense, a way to dim the glare of parental search lights, when the truth was all over my face. Naturally, only I was fooled. There was no pre-planning, I simply winged my response. Becoming more adept, I would slide all around a subject. Writing has helped.

Invasion

Going seen or unseen where you are not expected; stirring the pot or adding an extreme measure of uncertainty. Without it we wither and die. Maybe we should all try it sometime!

From Esparto to Stockholm

In 1978, he parked the '49 Chevy in his mother's barn. For 30 years it sat untouched. Not once did he open a door, check under the hood or disturb the dust. Then it was sold to a stranger online who shipped it to an eager buyer in Sweden. Two years later tourists from Chico spot it in Stockholm.