If I were a terrorist
I wouldn’t fool ‘round
With
improvised bombs
Out
on the ground
I’d
drop them from planes
Just
like the pros
And
if there’s a crowd
I’d
send in the drones
If
I were a terrorist
I’d
read all the mail
I’d
hear all the phone calls
So
I won’t fail
To
find all the bad guys
And
make sure they pay
For
having the nerve
To
ruin my day
If
I were a terrorist
I’d
kill all the Jews
The
Moslems and Christians
Maybe
the Druze
Pagans and Skeptics
Will
fall in the dust
The
voice of my God
Tells
me I must
If
I were a terrorist
I’d
shoot from the hip
I’d
do it in style
Make
killing look slick
I’d
ban all the books
That
say murder is sin
With
teachings like that
I’d
never fit in
I
am not a terrorist
And
I hope you agree
That
violence is vicious
Not
for the Free
Killing
is killing
No
matter the cause
It
can’t be excused
It
won’t change the Laws
